Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

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“Screw writing “strong” women. Write interesting women. Write well-rounded women. Write complicated women. Write a woman who kicks ass, write a woman who cowers in a corner. Write a woman who’s desperate for a husband. Write a woman who doesn’t need a man. Write women who cry, women who rant, women who are shy, women who don’t take no shit, women who need validation and women who don’t care what anybody thinks. THEY ARE ALL OKAY, and all those things could exist in THE SAME WOMAN. Women shouldn’t be valued because we are strong, or kick-ass, but because we are people. So don’t focus on writing characters who are strong. Write characters who are people.” – Lori

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"People in musicals sing too much"


"Boys who like musicals must be gay"


"Musicals are repetitive"


"Musicals last way too long"


"Musicals are WAY too cheesy"


"Musicals are just boring"


"Musicals are childish"


"People who like musicals are just sad lonely losers, and—"



If you post about musicals, especially The Phantom of the Opera, reblog and I will follow you. I need more bway and poto on my dash :D

"I think we should have more sexual education. Can you imagine if we didn’t have driver’s ed and people drove cars like they saw in the movies? Porn is adult entertainment, not education."
- James Deen (via afrometaphysics)

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I Ate 6 Sandwiches


I’m musically directing The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee right now and these parody lyrics came to me during rehearsal.

MS. PERETTI (spoken) Miss Park ate five sandwiches.

MARCY (spoken) No I didn’t.

MS. PERETTI (spoken) Didn’t you?

MARCY (spoken) No.

(sung) I Ate Six Sandwiches

MS. PERETTI (spoken) Oh, six.

omg this is perf. 


there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

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